Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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