im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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