I can text with my tongue
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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