i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The Olympian is in my bed
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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