I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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