Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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