What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
how does that bad decision feel?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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