The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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