He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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