So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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