Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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