When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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