thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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