As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You were trust falling into bushes
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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