I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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