shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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