i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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