Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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