i just wanna soil my oats bro
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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