Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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