We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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