Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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