I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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