he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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