i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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