Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
