Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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