you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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