remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
how drunk are you?
Several
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