By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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