My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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