It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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