is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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