Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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