If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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