I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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