He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
