Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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