I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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