Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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