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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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