Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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