You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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