I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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