I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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