I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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