We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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