The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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