Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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