you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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