I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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