ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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