Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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