I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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