I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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