I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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