I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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