What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
no you cant smoke seaweed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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