I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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